Looping in ColdFusion

I really wish you could loop an array, query and struct in a consistent manner in ColdFusion. In truth, you're just iterating over a collection of data. Why does it need to be so different? For example, here's looping over a collection of Users and retrieving a single User record.

<cfloop array="#users#" index="user">

</cfloop>

<cfloop collection="#users#" item="i">
     <cfset user = users[i] />
</cfloop>

<cfloop query="users">
     <!--- convert the row into a struct in order to access all the user's data in a single collection --->
     <cfset user = {} />
     <cfloop list="#users.columnList#" index="i">
          <cfset user[i] = users[i][currentRow] />
     </cfloop>
</cfloop>

I really wish I could do...

<cfloop collection="#users#" index="user">

</cfloop>

<cfloop query="#users#" index="user">

</cfloop>

... but that might make too much sense.

Seriously, someone just needs to take all the nice parts of ColdFusion and re-write the damn language. It would make me so much happier. Also, don't get me started on the lack of #'s in cfloop query.